Friday, November 21, 2008

Emo Baby Has Arrived

Break out your baby flat irons and Manic Panic, because Ashlee Simpson has finally bore Pete Wentz son after 167 months of labor. Bronx Mowgli Wentz, who weighed in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces and measured 20 1/2 inches, was born Thursday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes," a rep for the couple told People. As for the name, the couple wanted something cool but practical. "I want to meet the baby first." said Wentz. "My friend said it—you've gotta have a baby with a name that could be a rock star or a senator, so he'll get work either way." What, you no likey the sound of Senator Nesta Zuma Rock?
Anyway I'm sure we all wish nothing but happy sunshiney things for the new parents. May there be many lip piercings and tight black band tees in their future.


Johnny Cakes said...

How are two women able to procreate? Geez, I think the bigger story is the scientific break-though!

Madam Miaow said...

Har, har! Briliant.

Madam Miaow said...

Dammit! I do kno how too spel "briliant". Stoopid eyes!

Madam Miaow said...

Doh! Did it again. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant ... (Can I stop now?)

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