Wednesday, November 26, 2008

It's Just a Glass Shaped Cigarrette.

Twightlight star Kristen Stewart was spotted yesterday smoking what appears to be marijauna! Out of a bowl! Grab your stones and let's start throwing them immediately!
Actually, I'm going to go ahead and give Kristen the benefit of the doubt. That glass object could be a number of things. It could be a treasure map which can only be seen when you put a lighter up to it and evaporate the smoke, unveiling the wherabouts of hidden treasure. It could also be a bowl filled with strawberry flavored tobacco, which Kristen smokes to savor the flavor. It could also be a new, high tech form of glass blowing that no longer requires a furnace. Like the chia pet of glass blowing. Or it could just be that she's a movie star moron who would rather smoke weed on her front porch where she can get caught, as opposed to a perfectly good living room equipt with Playstation and Sunny Delight. Yeha, I'm probably going to just put all my eggs up in that basket.


Johnny Cakes said...

Photo #2 IS MY ABSOLUTE favorite!

I bet she is saying something like, And it's about vampires. And they, like, fall in looove. Vampires. You know? Dracula, and shit. But, like, totally different.

Mrs. M. said...

"You know, I don't understand why vampires always like, have to kill people. I mean, if they were any kind of smart, couldn't they just like, rob a blood bank? I mean, they're superfast and shit, so couldn't they use that speed to just ZOOM fly through the hospital? They could even stock up and shit. Like Sam's Club but, like, with blood."

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