Monday, November 17, 2008

This Coming From Someone Who Wore Assless Chaps

Devout Jehovah's Witness and raging hypocrite Prince has come out claiming that God smited (smite? Smote?) the homos of yore with his wrath and fists of fury. When asked about his perspective on social issues such as gay marriage Prince tapped his Bible and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ” Really?!? Prince is talking shit about other people's sexual expressions? To define that as irony would be insufficient. I think of Prince as the very definition of sticking it anywhere and everywhere and doing it with whatever. I'm even going to go out on a limb and say he's stuck it in a pineapple. He's probably even tried to make sexy time with his dryer. For God's sake the man has created more sexual inuendo songs than should ever be allowed. (Because at a certain point you just run out of logical things to make sexual. There's nothing sexy about viynl sidding, yet Prince makes it look like the biggest slutbag in town.) I'm just going to go ahead and tell Prince to STFU because people in glass whorehouses shouldn't throw stones.


Aliers said...

WTF??! Yeah, it's pretty safe to say that Prince may now be one of the biggest hypocrites on the friggin' planet and shiz!

Madam Miaow said...

"I'm even going to go out on a limb and say he's stuck it in a pineapple"

Laughed so hard I spat chocolate all over my kbd!!!!!

Anonymous said...

It's all part of the Prince act, Prince never did that stuff

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