Monday, December 22, 2008

Deja Ew

Wait-what day is this? Did I just wake up two weeks ago? Or in 1993? Wasn't Pamela Anderson wearing this same elegant and regal ensemble to an art show just days ago? Or is it just that she has some sort of slut uniform consisting of coochie cutters and sheer over the shoulder shirts in varying colors? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the case. Something tells me this will be virtually the same outfit she'll be sporting for her 97th birthday party.
You know, for someone who is so concerned with the safety of animals, Pamela surely does not give a damn about the safety nor the feelings of her fellow humans. If she did, she would not insist on torturing us with the sight of her concrete breasteses and her worn out bruised ass cheeks. And she certainly would not put us all at risk for catching airbourne viruses that her snatch is surely emitting. I don't care if you live in California or Washington state, you should really take a cue from the Japanese and wear one of those SARS-esque face masks. Just in case. After all, she is Pamela Anderson: Vagina on the Loose, and we should really protect ourselves accordingly.


ChicChickory said...

I hope she put pants on her Christmas list....she needs them!

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