Friday, December 5, 2008

It's Mary Carey!

If it isn't my bright little ray of sunshine, reformed porn star and booze guzzler Mary Carey! I adore this chick-absolutely love her. Probably because as cynical and sourpuss as I am, I love a good reform story. I am such a firm believer that no matter how bad things are, you can always turn your life around and become a better person. Mary Carey did just that, kicking drugs and her bad habits to the curb. HOWEVER! I want to know what the helly hell she is doing hanging out with Jeff Conaway's leech of a girlfriend Vicki. That bitch is no good Mary! I don't have solid proof, but I'm pretty sure Vickie is the devil. And I don't mean that metaphorically. I bet if you say "Beelzebub", girlfriend will turn around and say "Yeeeessss?" She's about as good a role model as Amy Winehouse, but fuglier and more wicked. She also seems like the kind of woman that would slip some shit into your drink. One minute you're dancing in the club, the next you wake up smack dab in the middle of an orgy with a bunch of satanists. Besides, she is wearing pink knee high boots. You just can't trust people with pink knee high boots. Everyone knows that.


Akeelers said...

What the hell happened to Mariah Carey? Oh you said Mary Carey.

Howler said...

I don't know if Vickie is the devil, but I'd lay heavy odds on the fact that she's an evil succubus. A succubus looking to drain Kenickie of anything and everything that isn't nailed down in his life. She's evil... but then again, so am I! Suck away, Vickie!

Mrs. M. said...

LOL evil succubus. I love that.

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