Thursday, December 11, 2008

Javier Bardem in L'Uomo Vogue

Javier Bardem: He's hot. If L'Uomo Vogue were under my direction, that's the only thing I would have written on the cover. It says so much with so little. You know straight women and gay men eerywhere are going to rush out to snatch this edition up simply on the basis that Javier is hot and they want to stare at that. Shit, I bet even Samantha Ronson would hit it. His animal magnetism is just that powerful. Basically he's like the Yvonne Strahovski of men. He's hot, yet dudes don't feel intimidated by him because he's such a man's man. Like the kind of guy you can depend on to help you move or tow your car away from a crazy exgirlfriend's house. Sure, he'll probably end up sleeping with her after he's finished helping you, but you can't hate. You knew how he was when you became friends. Besides, sex to him is as natural as eating breakfast, lunch and dinner. He has to do it three times a day or he'll die.


ChicChickory said...

Hmm, can't say that I feel like bouncing on his bandwagon.

Mrs. M. said...

Yeah he's definetely not my type, but I get the appeal.

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