Monday, December 1, 2008

Let's Talk About Larry Rudolph

Larry Rudolph is a fucking magician. He may not be able to turn water into wine, but he sure can turn a drugged out, bloated, fallen pop princess into a beautiful, clean, sparkly comeback queen loved more than ever by the public. He's like the McGyver of PR. He could make you an international superstar with three q-tips, one roll of scotch tape, five words and an inkless Bic pen. He really deserves some sort of medal or a Nobel Peace Prize or some shit. The man is genius. I also think he's pretty effing hot. That's right. I just threw it out there. Don't act like you've never thought of it. You know you're picking up what I'm putting down. He seems like he'd be a calm, cool and collected guy, until you called his girlfriend "homely" in which case he'd have you on your knees begging for mercy within two seconds flat.
So I say while we celebrate the comeback of Britness, we should also praise the PR fineness that is Larry Rudolph. You know you'd let him tell you what to do any day of the week.

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