Friday, December 19, 2008

Michelle Duggar Has a New Child to Ignore

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If you heard what you thought might be the voice of God yesteday, neverfear. It was merely Saint Angelina Jolie throwing her hands up in holy wrath while shouting "Damn you, Duggar!!!" The holy rollin' mom popped out her 18th child, Jordyn-Grace Makiya, yesterday who I'm sure came from the womb wearing a prarie dress and sporting waterfall bangs. She knows the drill. And as if coming from a convent of crazies is not torture enough, little Jordyn's birth was filmed for the world to see in an upcoming episode of the Duggar family's TLC reality show 17 Kids & Counting.
Uh, what kind of sick bastard puts their vagina through that much turmoil? And have you ever seen that show? The older kids are parenting the younger ones while mom is busy giving herself bad perms and doing it to dad. After all, those two must be doing the dirty deed all day every day to get pregnant 18 freaking times. I bet they have a whole closet full of whips and chains and all sorts of sexy toys. You know that old saying, holy roller on the streets and a freak in the sheets? That's totally Mrs. Duggar. Or as she prefers husband Jim Bob to call her-Mistress Duggar.

3 comments:

Aliers said...

Oy! I have never seen this show and I'm afraid to start watching it now since I might get sucked in to the abyss that is Mrs.D's vag and never return (or pop out with waterfall bangs LOL)

lacouturiernyc said...

wow i have never seen that show either. lol

xoxo,
La C.

mama maria said...

These people remind me of the Monty Python song "Every Sperm is Sacred." I'm surprised her babies don't fall out of her cooter on their own.

 
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