Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Retraction! Zooey Deschanel NOT Engaged to Serial Killer Face

Whew! What a relief! Yesterday I mistakenly reported that the dearly beloved Zooey Deschanel was engaged to good friend and murder face Hunter Burgan. Well, thankfully it turns out that was wrong. In fact, the actress and singer is now betrothed to Death Cab for Cutie frontman Ben Gibbard, who does not look like he might every known biography on all the major sociopaths in history. In fact, he looks like just the type of guy Zooey would date-cute in that "I wear nerdy glasses and chuck taylors and love to play Tom Waits on my guitar while drinking chai tea and passionately discussing foreign politics and Luis Bunuel movies". In other words, he's adorable.


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