Monday, December 8, 2008

Rock of Love: Free Clinic

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Get your amoxicillin ready, because it's almost time for the premiere of Bret Michael's latest search for herpes-I mean love-with Rock of Love Bus. Yes, I know what you're thinking. That is a very creative title. But that's what they pay the execs big money for.
Below are this year's stale crop of hos looking for fame-I mean love-with washed up rock star Bret. Actually, I'm fairly convinced that most are the same girls who were already on the show. Same shit, different smell.

This chick will either win, or get 2nd place. Because she is Heather 2.0













Frenchy?












Inna?













Kristi Joe?












So uninterresting I don't have anything to say












It's good to see Shauna Sand getting work












Thought she was in line for "The Bachelor"












No one told her Bret does not date Asians












Or black girls












Or chicks with dark hair












Or narcoleptic girls that look legally dead












But he will date porn stars












Daisy?












Giant Daisy?












She doesn't even know who the hell Bret Michaels is












She'll be the too "sweet and emotionally unavailable because her ex boyfriend broke her heart" girl


Kath from NBC's "Kath and Kim"?



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