Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Thine Eyes Decieve Me!

What is this I see?!? Lindsay Lohan NOT wearing leggings? Are these actually...pants?!? It's sort of hard to distinguish, considering the fact that they look painted on her body. And if they are pants, I am utterly perplexed as to how she squeezed her tiny ass into those jeans. Her vagina must be begging her to just go ahead and put it out of it's misery. Because as us girls know, supertight pants are anything but a vagina's best friend. They may show off your legs nicely, but didn't she learn in health class that they can cause majah yeast infections? I surely did, and I don't wants none of that. Besides, when girls try to sit down in tight jeans, that shit bunches up and pinches the hell out of whatever flesh it can. And I don't care what anyone says-that is not a cute look.
I will give credit to Linds for stepping outside of her comfort zone though. Although, much like the jeans, those Docs have got to go. I know it may look cool or whatever, but have you ever tried to walk in unlaced Docs? It's a struggle and totally not worth it. It's really a trend only Johnny Depp and clowns can get away with.


ChicChickory said...

They must be those fake denim leggings....fool's everyone into thinking you are wearing real jeans.

Could be Lindsay is making mini breads as gifts for Christmas....gotta get the yeast somehow. Ewww!

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