Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Tila Tequila "Wrote" A Book

Genital wart with hair Tila Tequila "wrote" a book. And no, it's not a pop up guide on recognizing and identifying STDs. It's an actual book with words. This bitch actually got a book deal. A fucking book deal! Let's take a moment to really let this marinade in our craniums. Can you believe it?!? Just think if Slyvia Plath were alive to witness this. She would probably kill herself all over again. I mean, what an insult to the authors who sit and slave over every last word in order to perfect their masterpiece, only to have this bitch swoop in with a book about how to hook up with her. As if it's that hard. I bet you she will blow you for a Screwdriver and a hug. And to think, this is who the kids look up to.
Something tells me this will be the most expensive doorstop ever.


ChicChickory said...

What could she possible write about enough to fill up an entire book? Did you hear how she said that gay marriage has become legal because of her and her show? Hilarious! Liberators apparently come in Hoochie. It has nothing to do with the millions of gays who are speaking out for their equal rights. They owe it all to Tila!

Daners Isadora a.k.a Busty St. Clair said...

Chick can't read a book. Which means she shouldn't be allowed to "write" a book.

So sayeth Daners

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