Friday, December 26, 2008

Two Boring Bitches Get Engaged

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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are engaged. You may now take a moment to squeal with enthusiasm and jump up and down for joy. All done? Thought so. Tom Brady proposed to Gisele on a private jet on Christmas Eve, right after takeoff from Teterboro Airport in New Jersey. Brady had ordered four dozen white roses as well as champagne for the plane, making a romantic setting or whatever for Gisele, who naturally said yes.
Whoop-de-doo, right? These two bore me to tears. And they're not even so boring that they're funny (like Rohypnol Ryan and Ambien Abby). They're just plain flat out uninterresting. The only thing that's not boring about these two bores is Brady's baby momma Bridget Moynahan who I'm sure is currently breaking all the fine china in her house and throwing ginsu knives at her Tom Brady life sized voodoo doll. Merry Christmas Bridget!

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