Monday, December 1, 2008

What the Fuck Kind of Goddamn Outfit Is This?

Did Whitney Port ransack the costume department from "Singles"? Bitch is simulaneously wearing everything bad about the 90's. The headband, the short cutoff denims, the oversized novelty tee bought by southern grandmas at KMart, the undone biker boots. Perhaps she thought she was being kitschy and ironic wearing this crap, but she only ends up looking like Bridget Fonda's slow, ano sister who isn't playing with a full deck and steals clothes from the "been shit on" bin at The Salvation Army. I don't know whether to hand her a dollar or smack her. I think I'm leaning towards smacking her, because you know poor folk that can't afford decent clothes like she can are rolling their eyes and giving her a major "bitch, please". You're no Mary Kate Olsen, ho. You can't pull the hoboboho look off without looking like a total tool.


Jessica said...

Yikes!! I don't even know what else to say about that.

ChicChickory said...

Oh, this brings back fond, fond memories...the days of Doc Martens, and extreme daisy dukes...but this twit forgot to top off the ensemble with the brightly colored tights! Like, Oh My GOD!

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