Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Who That Is?

It's been a while since we've had a good "Who that is?!?", but it was worth the wait. Here we have the ad for Jennifer Lopez's latest fragrance that she's never smelt nor touched in her life, Sunkissed Glow. Sunkissed glow my ass! That bitch gets her complexion from $500 face creams and on call spray tanners. And can we talk about that ficticious body she's flaunting as her own? Chick has not looked like that since her Bennifer days. Don't get me wrong-I don't think there's anything wrong with JHo's body (it's her personality that I can't stand). What I find obnoxious is when slebs like she and Mariah Carey try to trick us into thinking they have Naomi Campbell's body just because their album covers/perfume ads/magazine covers have been worked over with fuckery that would have astonished Jim Henson. It's like who are they fooling? Like we don't see the candid pictures of them?
In other JHo news, it is being heavily rumored that the diva will be announcing her split from seventeenth husband Marc Anthony at a live concert at Madison Square Garden on February 14th. That's right-Valentine's Day. How romantic. Supposedly JHo found it fitting seeing as how they announced the birth of their alien twins whose names I'm sure escape her live at at Miami concert. So it'll be like, full circle or some shit. But don't cry for JLo, Argentina! We all knew this love with the Walking Dead wouldn't last. She has at least twenty nine more marriages until she finds Mr. Right. Or gets dimensia. Whichever comes first.


ChicChickory said...

I have to agree with your opinion of Miss No Talent since Selena. Pretty tacky to announce your divorce at a concert. It's bad enough people paid to hear her lip-sync, but now they paid to hear about her personal issues as well?

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