Friday, January 16, 2009

Brad Pitt Was a Total Pothead, Claims Pothead

Grab yo' stones, cause it's a time to throw them bitches. Some random marijuana advocate is coming out with shocking (not shocking at all) claims that Brad Pitt used to have ma love for the sweet cheeba. Craig Rudin, who used to run a trendy head shop named 2000 BC, claims that Bradley was one of his frequent customers. “It was no secret Brad liked to smoke pot. He was so open and honest about it. It seemed to me all he wanted to do was smoke weed, make movies and go to the beach. “He’d come into the shop all the time. He came in once and was excited about smoking with one of his very big-name co-stars. ‘We blaze every day in his trailer,’ Brad boasted.
Rudin also claims that Brad was such a head that he even gave the crew of one of his movies decorative bongs he’d bought from 2000 BC as gifts.
Snitchy McNarcpants Rudin, who is now running for Mayor of Los Angeles, also claims Pitt brought ex-girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow into his Melrose Avenue store, but the actress was far from impressed. Meanwhile, a longtime friend of Pitt’s tells the Globe the movie hunk is much “clearer” now he’s given up pot. He says, “His whole life has changed since he stopped smoking pot. He found he was thinking clearer and feeling better”.
Ok first of all, who cares? Secondly, who the hell could not have guessed that Brad Pitt was a major head? You just know he and Jenny Aniston loved nothing more than to take a few bong hits, grab some chips and salsa and stare at the stars. Thirdly, this was ages ago! Everyone (and I mean everyone) has done things in their past that they wouldn't do now. I am sure that Brad Pitt, just like almost everyone else on the planet, is not the same person im his 40's than he was in his 20's. Besides, when you consider the fact that Angie J. used to do the heroin and coke and acid and probably a little drano too. What's a little pot in the scheme of things, really?


Sophie S said...

My theory is, Brad and Jen broke up because when they first got together she was all into it with him, but eventually she started agitating that smoking the ganja every day wasn't really in line with where she saw her life going. She just strikes me that way. Jah bless.

Madam Miaow said...

I KNEW there was a reason I heart our Ange.

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