Sunday, January 18, 2009

Katy Perry Looks Like Shit, Gets an Award Taken Back

And now kiddies, it's that part of the day where we all take a nice, good little chuckle at someone else's expense. And no, you don't have to feel bad about. Faux lesbo Katy Perry has been strutting around for the past year like she's the hottest, most awesome thing since Cate Blanchett. Well, now those of us who have had to suffer through having this bitch shoved down our faces for the past year can have our revenge (sort of). Not only did the singer show up in the most hideous, God-awful outfit since Prince's assless chaps for last night's NRJ Music International Awards, but she received an award only to have it taken away! Last night Katy was announced as the winner for the Best Song of the Year award for "I Kissed A Girl but Really didn't, I'm Just Saying that so Homophobe teen boys will Buy My Album and Impressionable Young Girls can become Slutty Dopplegangers who Learn to Use their Sexuality and Not their Brain". The dumb ho accepted the award only to be told later that they miscounted the votes and the real winner was Rihanna for Disturbia! In other words, she's our Bush and Rihanna's our Gore. Isn't that just so appropriate? Oh and what I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall as that award was snatched from her greedy little grubbers.
And with that can we please oh pretty please with cherries on top call this girl's career finished and throw it in the gutter with Milli Vannili, Toto and every other one hit wonder who wind up working at a carpeting company?


miss jacobs if you're nasty. said...

she's a sad, wretched little thing. if she weren't so oblivious of how crap she is, i would feel sorry for her.

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