Thursday, January 8, 2009

Little Orphan Zoe's Mother Had a Baby

Lisa Bonet's seventeen year preganancy has finally come to an end! The mother of Little Orpahn Zoe Kravitz (yeah she's an actress too but who cares about that?) just gave birth to a son named Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. Seriously. That's the child's name. Did you expect anything less?
The baby's dadday, Jason Momoa's mother posted the explanation of the child's name on Momoa's website stating that "He was born on the stormest, rainy Nakoa(warrior)...Mana(strength/spirit) Kaua(rain) po(dark)..." So in other words, his name is dark rain warrior wolf spirit. But you can just call him child with crazy parents.
Seriously though, I think the name is kind of cool. Sure it's long (perhaps a little too long) verging on overkill, but I never understood how say, names like Audio Science were any stranger than Bob or Bill or Judy. I mean, if you go to some parts of the world and say "Hi. My name is Bob" people would probably be like "what the hell shit kind of name is Bob?!? What does that even mean? I can't even pronounce that. Your parents must really hate you." So, you know, I don't see much of a difference. However, I still maintain that Jason Lee naming his kid "Pilot Inspektor" was crazyhorse. Can you even imagine applying for a job as "Pilot Inspektor"? They'd probably just think it was a joke and toss that shit.
Anyway, congratulations to mother, father, child and most importantly, LOZ. I am sure she is scouring garbage cans as we speak to find some delightfully retro rags to swaddle her new baby brother in. She's probably even dumpster diving in the back of every whole foods store in her area. Beacuse she cares enough to steal the very best.


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