Thursday, January 29, 2009

Look At Me Dammit! LOOK AT MEEEE!!!!

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Ugh. Mischa Fucking Barton. Jesus I hate her. Loathe her. Despise! My arch enemy spent her 23rd birthday doing what she does best: being useless and desperately trying to get someone to pay attention to her. I suppose she thought kissing another chick would do the trick, but of course, it didn't. Nobody noticed and nobody cared because she's Mischa Barton. And of course when she found out that nobody cared, she took to her website to defend nonexistant rumors about her going lesbionic saying:
"The anonymous female I was photographed with is actually my close friend Irina. Irina works as a model in Paris and since meeting a few months ago we have been spending a lot of time together. We share a lot of the same interests and I really enjoy her company. I guess you can say she’s become my Paris partner in crime!
So no, I haven’t switched teams. In fact, I have someone else that is keeping me occupied at the moment ; )"

Again, who gives a shit? I'm sure this boyfriend of hers could care less if she's macking up on someone else because that means less time she'll be bothering him. I also think I speak for everyone when I say kissing a chick is blase and old news. A big so fucking what. Who hasn't kissed a chick? I'm sure even Bea Arthur gets down with a little girl on girl from time to time. I really wish someone would give Mischa Barton and the other dumb bitch Katy Perry the memo that kissing a girl does not make you edgy or cool or interresting. It just makes you look like an attention whore that can't get noticed by her brains, beauty or talent. Going lez is like, the ultimate cliche in the straight girl's guide to dumbshittery.

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