Saturday, January 3, 2009

Ricky Gervais Has Mad Beef with Fat People


Ricky Gervais must know we love nothing more than a good bitch fight-and he has delivered with a supersized attack on fatties. According to The Telegraph, Ricky made the comment that "If your arse is too fucking fat, stop eating and go for a run." The rag then stated that Ricky was being too mean and attacking overweight people, which made Ricky some kind of steamed. In order to defend himself, he took to his blog to tell the world that being fat is a choice and people need to basically lay off him. Let's listen in:
"I heard someone on the radio once say that they were tired of the prejudice aimed at the overweight. They said something like "you're not allowed to make fun of gay people, so why are you allowed to make fun of fat people? It's the same thing."
It's not the same thing though, is it? Gay people are born that way. They didn't work at becoming gay. Fat people became fat because they would rather be that way than stop eating so much. They had to eat and eat to get fat. Then, when they were fat they had to keep up the eating to stay fat. For gayness to be the same as fatness, gay people would have to start off straight but then ween themselves onto cock. Soon they're noshing all day getting gayer and gayer. They've had more than enough cock... they're full... they're just sucking for the sake of it. Now they're overgay, and frowned upon by people who can have the occasional cock but not over indulge.
When a doctor tells me that that's how you become gay, I'll stop making jokes about fat people."

First off, that has got to be the best analogy ever. Second, I hate people who complain about themselves but don't do crap to change things. I can't tell you how many people I've seen say "I would kill to have her body." It's like, you'd be willing to commit first degree murder, but to hell with cutting calories and working out? I guess I just hate excuses. And whining. But penis analogies are ok.


Madam Miaow said...

But Mrs M, it's so much easier to pick up that gun
and wield that axe than cut out the Baileys and the clotted cream. Trust me. I know.

Ricky's lecturing on fat people? Arf! Lolly, lolly, lol!

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