Monday, January 5, 2009

What's Wrong With This Picture?

Answer: Um...everything? First of all, Coolio's in it, so automatically it's a fucking drag. Secondly, I'm not a PETA painthrower, but can you believe some poor animals actually died to make that hideous coat? Tragedy! That disgusting excuse for clothing is good for nothing but making me go all Gov. Patterson, as it burns holes straight through my corneas. Thirdly (is that a word), he has an Ed Hardy hat. ED HARDY. I know some of you may beg to differ, but there is nothing more trashtastic than Ed fucking Hardy. His work is like an explosion of Kat Von D's vagina, LSD, and all the douchebags of America that have barbwire tattoos. It's just bad and disgusting and pretty much useless.

As for the tennies and pants, I will let them slide, because there is so much else going on in this picture that they are the least of his worries. What I am curious about though is what the hell he is holding. Is he handcuffed to that case? Does he moonlight as armored security personnel for Brinks? What is the meaning of that case? What does he have in there that is so important that he must be handcuffed to it? The cure for cancer? A ham sandwich? His career? Actually, I kind of hope he does have his career in there. Because then at least we'd know where the hell it went to.


Emily said...

Oh. Hell. No. I didnt even think he was still alive haha. BTW how was your holiday?

Madam Miaow said...

Mrs M! It's started. I've just voted for you. You're allowed to vote once a day in each category for the next eight days.

Get the vote out!

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Aliers said...

He looks.... um. Hm.

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