Friday, January 23, 2009

Woah There Big Poppa!

Hollly sheet. It looks like some fat dude ate KFed. The formerly hot populator of the world Kevin Federline has packed on some serious pounds. Although the rapper *giggle, giggle!* was spotted looking all sorts of portly last year, he ended up shedding the weight and going back to his slim self. However, since he has been dating volleyball player Victoria Prince, it seems he is back on the binge.
Now, I don't normally put down women for their weight because, let's be honest, society does enough of that for everyone. When it comes to the men though, I think it is all fair game, baby. After all, how many times have we been indoctrinated into the fat husband/hot wife principle? That shit is absolutely everywhere. According to Jim, King of Queens, Still Standing, Yes Dear,-even in cartoons such as The Simpsons, Family Guy and The Flintstones. It has always been kosher for the dude to be basically a fat, lazy slob who thinks he's funny, while the chick has to maintain her high school figure, a full time job, and still have time to do all the laundry, feed the family, and be a panther in the sack. I say effffff that shit! Sorry KFed. It is time you use some of that Britney cash for a personal trainer or at least a gym membership and get your fat ass on the treadmill ASAP. No excuses!


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