Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Eight People Arrested in Connection with the Phelps Bong Incident

Jesus! Talk about going overboard! Eight people were arrested this week in connection with the Michael Phelps bong scandal-seven with possession and one with distribution. (!!!) The moron of the month award though undoubtedly goes to the genius who got caught trying to sell the bong Phelps smoked out of on Ebay for $100,000. Some people.
Phelps has not been charged yet, even though he’s the only person they have a picture of smoking out of a bong.

What has this world come to?!? Please tell me, because I want to know. PETA members can stalk the streets dressed as Klan members and jobless bitches who live with their parents can have multiple invitro procedures done all while collecting money from taxpayers, yet a TWELVE TIME Olympic athelete gets endorsement deals ripped from his fins and gets investigated because he allegedly took a bong hit? That shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
And like I said before, how can they even prove he's smoking weed? He could just be all "that's flavored tobacco. So get off my shit." After all, that's what bongs are legally supposed to be for, right? Flavored tobacco? I'm just saying. If the bowl pack doesn't fit, you must acquit.


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