Wednesday, February 25, 2009


I don't know about you, but I have had just about enough of this whole Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie non-existant love triangle. It's like who fucking cares if Jen stole a glance at Brad or Brad shit on his old pictures of Jen or if Angelina spread rumors that Jen is a hermaphrodite that kicks puppies, steals from babies and pushes elderly women out of their wheelchairs? I have had just about all that I can take when it comes to these three. Unless they start turning water into wine and parting the oceans, I don't want to hear about them! Actually, I'm sure that those things are merely parlor tricks for Sangie and she has far greater miricals up her sleeve.
It's just totally beyond me how this bullshit keeps selling magazines? Is OK that desperate for stories that this is all they could come up with? Just listen to this groundbreaking material:
"Once her eyes met Brad's that night, it rekindled all the old feelings," the source tells OK!. "She has never stopped loving Brad." And the feelings may be mutual! "Just because Brad was swept off his feet by Angelina, it didn't mean he stopped loving Jen," says the source. "He has this obsession with Angelina and he felt he had to explore a relationship with her."
So basically what it boils down to is that they looked at each other. Maybe. What's next? "Brad and Jen both like bread! It was meant to be!" or "Brad and Jen both breathe oxygen!" or "Brad and Jen both think Hitler was evil!" How many more stories can OK, US and the Enquirer possibly come up with? I'm honestly surprised no one's come out with the headline "Jen, Brad and Angie join forces and beat the editors of OK Magazine's ass, Land them in ICU." Now that is the headline I would really love to see.


Lindsay: The Artist Former Known As Daners said...

Dude, Tabloid People, it's been like 30 years and 54 kids since Bradley Joile and Jen broke up. Give it up.

But the sad thing is, if people would stop buying that shit just to read about how Jen might have once been in the same room Bradley Jolie once occupied which means OMG SHE"S STILL IN LURVE WITH HIM!!11!1!!, maybe they'll find something a little more interesting. Like more stories about how LiLo disappears when she turns to the side.

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Akeelers said...

I still amazed that to this day people are going to message boards beating the shit out of each other over who he should be with. They make all us crazies in the Bloom fandom look sane!

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