Friday, February 6, 2009

Frosted Flakes Fires Phelps

Kellogg has fired Michael Phelps for his little bong scandal! Can you believe it? Talk about hypocritical! I would bet you anything the HBICs behind this decision are the biggest wife-cheating, coke snorting, sex with underage boys on the sly having, Satan soul selling bitches on the planet! It's always the ones who pretend to be all high and mighty that are the absolute biggest bottom of the barrell sinners and you just know I'm right. Anyway what good is firing his ass going to be? What kind of message does that send to children? I know they might like to think it seems all anti-pot, but personally I take it as saying "Listen, you could be the biggest wonner on the planet. You can be adored by millions, dedicate your life to something positive and win a gagillion Olympic medals. But if you screw up once, you're a useless piece of trash that we will dispose of overnight." Someone really needs to take a good listen to Alanis Morrisette's "Perfect" and take a good, hard look in the mirror!
Oh, and Phelps isn't just getting denied by Tony the Tiger-he's getting reprimanded by the USA swim team. The organization suspended his ass yesterday for 3 months without pay. Which can't be that big a deal seeing as how he has more money than Jesus. For now at least. The USA Swimming issued a
statement saying "This is not a situation where any anti-doping rule was violated, but we decided to send a strong message to Michael because he disappointed so many people, particularly the hundreds of thousands of USA Swimming member kids who look up to him as a role model and a hero. Michael has voluntarily accepted this reprimand and has committed to earn back our trust." Ugh, it's not like he was even smoking during work time! He was on a fucking break! In my opinion this has been taken waaaaaay too far. In fact, I'm extremely disappointed by how quicky people are to judge. I say let he who has been without a bong hit cast the first stone.


ChicChickory said...

If anything, fire him for being dumb enough to think he could smoke a bong at a party without SOMEONE taking a picture of it.

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