Monday, February 16, 2009

Kate Moss is Pregnant with Fetus, Not Lima Bean

Kate Moss is pregnant, so says everyone and their momma. According to sources close to the supermodel, she is three months along with her hard on the eyes boyfriend Jamie Hince's baby. Friends are saying she can't wait to be a mom again which is suprising because it seems to me the two things Kate dislikes the most are spending time with the child she already has, (six-year-old daughter Lila Grace from her relationship with magazine publisher Jefferson Hack) and getting fat. Then again that's what God invented lipo and nannies for.
While some insist that Kate is curbing her partying ways, others beg to differ. According to Page Six, the model threw an absolute tantrum at a recent Roberto Cavalli shoot, arriving late and demanding alcohol. "She demanded a beer and then proceeded to finish off beer after beer after beer while she was getting her make-up done." says a spy on set. "When it was time for the shoot, she sat on the male model's lap but ignored him - didn't say one word to anyone - and then, when her pictures were done, walked out." Duh, of course she was drinking beer. That's just her way of assuring her fetus won't come out all fat. She's just trying to make sure baby learns the lessons to keeping a slender physique while it is still inutero, otherwise it'll come out being all plus sized and she'd have to put it on a strict no dairy diet. Just air and water for the next 4 months.
Oh, and I know that's an old picture of Kate, but I just could not stand to put up a new one. She's looking so damn raggedy and rough I figured this was for the best.


Scandalous Housewife said...

Hey, give Kate a break. I'll bet the beer she was feeding her fetus was light beer. And, hello, beer has hops, which are grains, so she's also insuring the baby will be both thin AND healthy.

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