Sunday, February 1, 2009


Kourtney Kardashian and Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon need to just go ahead and step their asses on over, because there is no way in hell they could measure up to the supreme hotness of the most glamorous giant in the history of the world, Khloezilla. At best they are the Mary Wilson and Florence Ballard to Khloezillz's Diana Ross. The Stephen Stills and Graham Nash to her David Crosby. The Cindy and Jan to her Marsha. The Kate Jackson and Jaclyn Smith to her Farrah. The two wise men that brought freakin' frankincense and myrhh to the other one that stepped up to the plate and brought gold. In other words, nice try, but no cigar chicas.
Anyway, here's Fezzik with Inigo Montoya and a less hot Westley at yesterday's 3rd Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl at Progress Energy Park in St. Petersburg, FL. And those socks? I am going to steal them.


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