Monday, February 23, 2009

Megan Fox: Not a Man

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You would not even begin to believe how many people arrive over here at Slacker Chic after googling "Is Megan Fox a Man?!?" Literally hundreds a day. La Fox has made some comments on several occasions stating that she is a man. Obviously not everyone got the joke and pretty soon rumores were running rampant that she is a chick with a dick. Sort of like that Ciara has a penis rumor that was floating around back when Ciara was still relevant. I can only imagine that poor teenage boys the world over are secretly crying into their pillows wondering "Does jerking off to Megan Fox make me gay?!?" In which case I'm here to tell you yes, yes it does.
I'm only teasing of course! Megan Fox is not a dude. She's just a chick that apparently does not know how to properly deliver a joke. Or maybe just a chick whose fans don't really get her sense of humor. But I just want to tell all those boys in the chat rooms who are bonding over questioning their sexuality that you can sleep easy tonight. Megan Fox is a woman. That is until she gets that gender reassignment surgery she's been talking about. Ha, just kidding! Or am I...

7 comments:

Scandalous Housewife said...

Wait a minute, who is Megan Fox?

Suburbia Steph said...

Scandy, Megan Fox is the Girl Budd Foxx is in la la land over...

Mrs. M. said...

i hate to admit i think she is the hotness. when she doesn't pile on the makeup that is. or when she's not seen with David Silver. that guy seems like such a royal douche.

Suburbia Steph said...

Oh, YEAH! I forgot that he's her "man"! David Silver.....what a joke! I'd keep that shit under wraps!

Atlanta Cougar said...

She is pretty flawless. On TMZ last night the papparazzi said that she is even more beautiful without the makeup. She won the genetic lottery. I also heard that she split from her fiance.

Mrs. M. said...

I heard that too! I hope she does. That comment she made about David Silver not wanting to be her "date" at an awards show because he's a man with an ego was ridiculous.

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