Sunday, February 8, 2009

The New Dancing with the Stars Cast is Semi-C-Listy

I have never, ever, not once in my life seen 5 minutes of Dancing with the Stars. And I thoughroughly plan on keeping things that way. Especially considering how positively obnoxious the cast of the new season is. It has just been announced that the final cast lineup for the new season is as follows: Belinda Carlisle, David Alan Grier, Jewel, Lil' Kim, Gilles Marini (who the hell is that?), Ty Murray (Jewel's husband), Steve-O, Nancy O'Dell, Denise Richards, Lawrence Taylor, Chuck Wicks, Steven Wozniak, Shawn Johnson
It's like they sat together and said "ok, who either would or has sold their soul to Satan for fame?" and came up with this list of losers. I mean Steven Wozniak? He's only famous for pretending to bonk Kathy Griffin. And David Alan Grier? He's like the black Robin Williams. Always "on" and desperately trying to be so funny when sadly, he is not. And please do not even get me started on that bitch Denise Richards. Anyone that would drag cameras from their reality show into a custody battle hearing and even worse, make up lies about their children's father touching them inappropriately for a little publicity really should burn in hell.
The only person that I might be on board with is Lil Kim. And even that's on shaky ground now that she's doing this show. Anyway, in an effort to try to scrub the grossness of this cast off your skin, let's take it back to one of the best videos ever, Lady Marmalade. I would bitch slap someone for the clothes in that video. They are truely orgasmic and I want.
hey sista, go sista, soul sista...


Suburbia Steph said...

Dude...what a suck ass cast! I'm not into that show anyway, and this is just even more reason NOT to tune in! Thanks for the heads up, girl!

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