Monday, February 2, 2009

Porn Clip Interrupts the Super Bowl

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Another Super Bowl, another controversy. Although I'm sure right about now, Comcast cable is missing the days of just a little, innocent nip slip action. Last night during the SB, right after the Cardinals took the lead in the 4th, Comcast cable subscribers in Tuscon Arizona were dick slapped across the face with 10 seconds of unscheduled porn.
Comcast says they are
investigating the incident, most likely because a dozen holy rollers were throwing their Bibles at them and calling it unholy. You know how the Bible beaters are when it comes to these things.
You know who I think is behind this whole fiasco? Michael Phelps! You just know that bitch was so pissed about getting caught smoking the ganj that he just had to come up with a master plan to distract America with something far, far worse than a bong. And what's more offensive than a bong? A penis! You just know he hacked into the Comcast mainframe and slapped that shit with something from his own personal collection. I bet he's rubbing his hands maniacally like Simon Bar Sinister, laughing wickedly and yelling how his plan succeeded. Don't worry Phelps. You're secret's safe with me. After all, it's not bongs and dicks that offend me. It's that damn Mischa Barton. Hate Her.
Anyway, to see what the holy rollers are complaining about, click
Here. I must warn you, you might think you want to see it, but you don't. I wouldn't lie to you-you really, really, really don't want to see it. The dude is repulsive and fug and it's likely to traumatize you or at least give you nightmares. If I could take back seeing it, I really, really would. *Shudder*

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