Thursday, February 5, 2009

Ricki Lake is the New Sharon Osbourne

Out with the old, in with the ew. VH1 has announced that Hot Topic mannequin from the Eisenhower era Sharon Osbourne will no longer be the ironic host of Charm School. Instead they are replacing her with an even more ironic choice, Ricki Lake. Yes, Ricki Fucking Lake. As if her shit don't stink just as bad as the Charm School bitches. I mean, for God's sake at least those sluts are only exploiting themselves. Ricki Lake exploited white trash cheating housewives and the dillusional douches that do them for eleven years. Then again, anything is better than that movie she released about women in labor. I don't know what kind of masochist would want to watch women give birth. My vagina is crying just thinking about it.
Anyway, according to Wikipedia, the third CS will be called Charm School Gives Back and star girls from both Rock of Love: Free Clinic and A Real Pretend Chance of Love. Wiki also claims that "In this season they will learn self improvement through selfless acts and charity work." Unless you count "blow jobs for the homless", I don't see that happening. The deans for the trainwreck will be Alani "La La” Vazquez and Stryker. I know, they're really pulling out the big names for this one. And let me just say that Lusty from Real Chance of Love better be on this mess. That girl is a gem and definetly deserves her own show.
And since we already know there's going to be a Charm School 4,5, and 6, might I suggest John Waters as the next host? That would be so hot it would be cold.


Suburbia Steph said...

Seems like an odd choice to me.

How about Ms. Lake's movie Baby Cakes? LOL

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