Friday, February 27, 2009

A Very Kevin Federline Clothing Line

What I am about to tell you may shock and disturb you: Kevin Federline is planning on creating his own fashion line for kids. That's right. The man knows how to single handidly repopulate Earth and now he thinks he can dress it too! The brand, which will be called Otzi, will focus on creating well made clothes that won't cost a bundle. He tells, "I'm trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans. You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I'm looking to do something much more reasonable."
Hmm...I can appreciate the entrapeneurial endeavor, but do you really think he should start out with something as big as an entire children's clothing line? Perhaps he should set his sites smaller at first. Maybe he could come out with his own brand of condoms. Then again, I'm not so sure that KFed has ever seen a condom or even knows what they are, so that might not be the best of ideas.


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