Thursday, March 26, 2009

Because There's Nothing Dogs Love More Than Fashion

I know one thing-if there's something dogs love, it's couture. I've never met a dog that didn't love to be dressed up in itchy, hot, uncompfortable clothes that made their little doggie calves look slimmer. And if you don't believe me, just look at how thrilled that pug in the picture is. If that isn't sheer exhuberation, than I don't know what is! Famed fashion icon Valentino is obviously also aware of the four legged affinity for fashion, because he is holding a Most Fashionable Pup contest in honor of his six pugs Milton, Monty, Maude, Margot, Maggie, and Molly. The pups are the co-stars of Valentino's new biographical film, "The Last Emperor" which focuses on the lengthy career of the designer. So if you have a pug that loves nothing more than being subjected to scrutiny about it's wardrobe and weight, this contest is just for you! Simply send in a photo of your pup looking glamorous along with their name, address, email address, and daytime phone number. You may submit the photo either via this Facebook page or email it to the contest organizers.
So what does the doggie get for snagging a top spot? If you guessed rawhides, bones, or other treats, you are wrong! This is fashion darlings. Evidentally people don't eat and neither do canines. Instead, here are the exciting prizes for the top spots:
» First Prize: House of Dog's complete pug setup-Two collar/leash sets, a basket of toys, and a large drinking bowl. Plus a Pop Art portrait of your pug from Feron Productions.
» Second Prize: One House of Dog collar/leash set, and a hardcover copy of Valentino Themes and Variations
» Third Prize: One House of Dog collar!
Whoopie! I don't know about your dogs, but there is nothing mine love more than books. In fact, they're sitting together in the easy chair right now reading "The Beautiful and the Damned" over a nice cup of lemon water. Geez.


Couture Carrie said...

That is hysterical!


Lindsay Will Come At You Like A Spider Monkey said...

Jesus Christ on a moped, are they putting earrings on that poor pup? The fuck?

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