Friday, March 27, 2009

Britney's Weight Comes Under Scrutiny

Britney Spears is said to be devestated by some recent criticism regarding her weight. The Daily Mail for example pulled several punches in it's review of the "Circus" tour, refering to her as "Bulky Spears". The mag is quoted as saying "She went from cheeky police officer to ringmaster, cabaret queen to showgirl. Perhaps Britney Spears was exploring different sides of her personality at her comeback show. Then again, she may have just been trying to find the right costume to flatter what is a rather fuller figure these days." Sources close to the star say al the malicious comments are starting to affect her self image. “Britney has been upset by some of the negative feedback she’s been getting,” a source said. “She’s worked so hard on her figure and her fitness. She thought she was an unstoppable force, but now it’s dawning on her that she’s not as revered as she once was, which is causing her upset. She feels she’s put a heck of a lot of effort into the tour. It’s devastating for her to hear the criticisms. We just hope she doesn’t take it too much to heart.” The snitch also says that Brit is turning to specially-sourced shakes which include the African tree bark hoodia, thought to help with weight loss.
First off, Bulky Spears? Really? That is just about the lamest name ever. It's like if your going to be a total cunt, you should at least think of something clever. Lazy bastards. Second, you just know the bitch that wrote that shit is a a major Fatty McFat-Fat. Sitting all self righteous in their workroom talking about someone else's weight when I'm sure they're pushing a cool 300. And finally, I don't care how much you dislike Britney Spears' music or personality, you can't say the chick is fat. She's got a super athletic build. Most people would kill to have her figure. Besides, let's say she was chowing down on the cheeseburgers-she deserves it! Anyone that can run and skip and hop and strip onstage for nearly two hours every night is obviously in amazing shape and should be able to eat whatever they damn well please. And if you don't like it, what can you do Tyra?



Lindsay Will Come At You Like A Spider Monkey said...

Wow, it's not like she had two kids and is no longer 16 or anything. That reporter is a major Cunty McCunt.

And I'd kill to have Brit Brit's rocking bod.

Suburbia Steph said...

Yeah, totally lame name. She def isn't "fat".....shit! If I could consume massive quantities of Frappacino's, Cheetos & Marlboros and still be able to hop around and look like that - I'd be IN!

Mrs. M. said...

i know this is a lame way to describe it, but for lack of a better term BS is stacked. she's got a great build and has muscle-sort of like Hayden Pannetiere. i mean what should she be removing ribs and tibias to be unaturally smaller?
and Lindsay you are right. not that she even looks it but damn she did have two kids and is not a teenager anymore.

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