Thursday, March 5, 2009

Chris Brown Charged With Two Felonies

The L.A. County District Attorney has just charged Chris Brown with felony assault and making a criminal threat, also a felony. Brown will be arraigned today at 3:30 PM in downtown LA.
to answer charges that he battered girlfriend Rihanna a couple of weeks ago. Notes from detectives on the case state that the fight started when Rihanna read a three-page long text message from some other girl to Chris Brown. The two started fighting about the text and Chris tried to push her out of the car. The notes also allege that he pushed her head into the passenger window and began punching her while he was driving. Chris allegedly told Rihanna that he was going to beat her even more when they got home. After that, Rihanna called her assistant and told her to have the cops waiting for the couple at home. After hearing this, Chris told her "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you." The notes also state that Chris continued to beat at her, bite her and put her in a headlock. When cops showed up, there was blood all over the car on her clothes.
Word on the street is Rihanna will not testify against Brown in court. However
TMZ is saying that she told cops this wasn't her first time Chris Brown beat her ass. She said he had gotten psychical in the past, but the violence was getting worse.
Given there were visible injuries, the crime of making criminal threats is punishable by up to nine years in prison. However seeing as how he's a rich celebrity, I'm going to go ahead and predict that Brown gets 1 week in jail following "I beat women" rehab. The best case scenario would be for his sweet prissy ass to get handed to him by a bunch of mammoth inmates. We'd really see who the big, bad, bitch is then, wouldn't we? I bet he'd be weeping like a little girl before they even laid a finger on him.


Akeelers said...

What gets me is that he has no remorse what so ever!

Lindsay Will Come At You Like A Spider Monkey said...

I know, Akeelers! He was out in Florida partying like it was 1999. And WTF RIHANNA! Drop his ass. Testify against him and let that mofo go to jail. Or let Jay-Z and t Roc La Familia take care of his ass. Or both. Preferably both

Also, who writes a three page long text?!

Suburbia Steph said...

All I can say is: PATHETIC!

Scandalous Housewife said...

Are you kidding? He'll get 24 hours, tops, and they'll put his ass in the VIP celebrity cell all by his lonesome.

Mrs. M. said...

Also, who writes a three page long text?!
i know right? I can barely manage a sentence. That alone takes me 10 minutes.
and you are so right Scandy. 24 hrs tops and yet he'll still come out all crying about how rough it was and how it really changed his life and he found Jesus and all that other garbage.

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