Friday, March 6, 2009

Madonna Creating New Collection for Ed Hardy

Madonna done lost her damn mind. The Material Girl has more money than Jesus and yet she has agreed to team up with Ed Hardy to create a new collection. Brand owner Christian Audigier approached Madge after spotting her wearing Ed's tattoo-print clothes. He offered her a six-figure deal and put on a private catwalk show to inspire Madonna, telling her to "Express Yourself". How fucking original. Madonna immediately agreed because she thinks (are you ready?) that Christian is a "true fashion innovator". They're t-shirts with tattoo sleeves. It's not exactly reinventing the wheel.
Word has it Madge visited his LA office just days before the Oscars and is finalising the designs which include tattoo-inspired T-shirts and diamante-encrusted bodices. Because nothing is more elegant or more fancy than a bedazzled shirt with hearts and lions and barbed wire all over it. In fact, I can see the slogan now: "Madonna for Ed Hardy: It's what to wear when you're buying your poor non-orphan baby from a third world country."


Scandalous Housewife said...

Mrs. M,
I'm SO over Ed Hardy's ass. Give me something fresh, dammit!

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