Monday, March 16, 2009

Malin Akerman in Maxim Magazine: I Don't Get It

This spread of Watchmen star Malin Akerman confuses me. Imagine you were taking a class in astrophysics. Now, your friend had already taken the verbal exam, so they briefed you ahead of time on what questions the professor was going to ask. Therefore, when the time comes for you to give your analysis, you wind up saying all the right things, but without any of the emotion or spontaneity you'd be giving had you not known what was required of you ahead of time. That's Malin Akerman. She's the exam you only pretend you studied for. She's doing all the "right" things ("My vagina is HERE!!! Do you SEE it?!? It's right there!!!"), but imo it's coming out insincere and a little stale.
Oh, and by the way, Vivian Ward called. She wants her boots back. Zing!


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