Friday, March 27, 2009

Sham Wow Guy Likes to Beat Hookers in the Face.

Oh this is some Patrick Bateman shit right here. Vince Shlomi, aka methed out ShamWow Dude was arrested last month on felony battery charges following a brutal altercation with a hooker in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi, 44, met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and took her back to his $750 room (damn that ShamWow pays well) at the Setai Hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." (Wait, you're telling me this hot piece of ass has to pay for sex?!? Madness! Just look at that pretty, pretty face!) Anyway, Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi proceeded to punch Harris several times until she released his tongue.
The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby-without even soaking up the bloody mess with a ShamfuckingWow- where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. No shit. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the Blonde Bateman. BB was also injured during the beatdown and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Probably because they have better things to do than fuck with a hooker loving methhead and a meth loving hookerhead.
I must say though, I'm not suprised. Are you?


Carsi said...

not shocked by anything but his age 44?!? I believe it in the mugshot but in the commercials he looks much younger

Lindsay Will Come At You Like A Spider Monkey said...

"Sham Wow Guy Likes to Beat Hookers in the Face."

Who doesn't?

Suburbia Steph said...

I can't say I'm really shocked he'd have that streak in him....I mean, just look at the way he screams and gets all hopped up just over his stupid super soaker towels! I'm afraid he'd come and beat my ass if I don't buy them! Sham-WOW!

Mrs. M. said...

Lindsay Will Come At You Like A Spider Monkey said...
"Sham Wow Guy Likes to Beat Hookers in the Face."

Who doesn't?

exactly! That's how i spend all my Saturdays.

Lindsay Will Come At You Like A Spider Monkey said...

That's how I spent my Saturday's too!!! Very relaxing

Riff Dog said...

"Well, the bitch wouldn't buy the Sham Wow, no matter how great a deal I gave her!!! What else could I do???"

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