Monday, March 30, 2009

Someone Give Me a Nail File-Andre 3000 is In Jail!!!

Noooooo!!!! Not my Andre 3000! Anyone but him! Mah baby aka Andre Benjamin aka Daddy Fatsacks aka Sir Luscious Left Foot aka the coolest cat on the planet was arrested in Gorgia this weekend. Guess what for. Drugs? No. Hookers? Hell no! DUI? Not even! Bitch was nailed for speeding. Speeding! Cool Cat was busted for doing 109 in a 65 mph zone. CC was taken to the Henry County Jail where he took a mugshot, posted $1,200 bail and was eventually released.
There is some injustice all up in here. My husband totally got busted on his motorcycle for the same thing. Same speed and all. He didn't go to jail but the money we had to spend for the lawyer and fees and shit was a crime. I know it's a bad thing to do and all but when you have a motorcycle or a damn Maseratti, how can you expect someone not to go fast. That car, just like my husband's motorcycle, was merely fullfilling it's destiny in life to go fast. It was serving it's purpose!!!
God, that sad face of his pains my heart. A sad Andre 3000 is like seeing a wounded kitten. Unatural!


Scandalous Housewife said...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Not muh boo!
Muh boo who brought back the smooth groove of Earth, Wind & Fire, and who said Caroline likes to think her shit don't stank?

Mrs. M. said...

i'm saying! if there is anyone who deserves a get out of jail free card, it's him. although i bet he'd do alright in jail. he'd be a barber and sing in the yard with a quartet that would later help him break out. It would be very Oh Brother Where Art Thou.

Shelly said...

Hahahah!!! No get Him Out!!! That would be a great episode on Nite Tales!!!

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