Monday, March 23, 2009

Why Doth Queen Carry Her Own Coffee?!?

Unacceptable! Queen Ashley Olsen should not be carrying her own anything unless it is diamonds, a scepter, or a halo. I would like to know which subject it was who allowed this to happen so that I may immediately suggest they be fired and shipped off to a remote island where they have to wrestle a monkey for their food. Queen is far too precious and delicate to be carrying around one coffee let alone two! And don't even get me started on that bag. You could put her inside that thing and still have room for your wallet, six pairs of shoes, eight changes of clothes, nine boxes of cereal, one bowl, two spoons, a case of Diet Coke, three schoolchildren, ten monkies, four mailboxes and an entire dining room set. Honestly if she weren't devine I don't know how she'd manage.


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