Monday, April 27, 2009


What do you get when you mix a bottle of peroxide, a half barrel of hay, and Charo's wig after harshly being beaten through the spin cycle? Why, Kim Kardashian's new broke ass weave of course. Girlfriend opted for a MAJAH downgrade by turning her natural, shiny locks into something something a half witted porn star that shoots films in some perv she met on Craig's List's basement would wear.

And I just don't get why so many bitches want to go blonde. KK, Eva Longoria, JHo, Beyonce, they are all beautiful women who only do themselves a diservice by doing this to themselves. It's like the new form of sabatoge. Besides, don't we have enough bleach blonde hos in Hollywood? Dying their hair this shade of diareah just makes them look like yet another face in a sea of fake tittied, empty brained dumb-dumbs.


Scandalous Housewife said...

I think she was trying to channel Beyonce, but she's definitely rockin' the rat's nest.

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