Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Glamour Magazine's Best Dressed of 2009

The good readers of Glamour have yet again voted on their picks for the most fabulously fashionable men, women and couples (yet still no trannies!) of 2009 in order to conclude who has the most bitchinest style in all of the land. In the least suprising move in the history of the universe, the ladies of Glamour have voted David Beckham as the most sharp dressed dude. YAWN!!! Give me Andre 3000, Daniel Day Lewis or Ne-Yo any day of the damn week! Naturally Mark Ronson follows Beckham with the 2nd place spot, right in front of Ed Westwick, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp. BORE!!!
The women's list proved to be equally as yawn worthy with Cheryl Cole narrowly beating Kate Moss' druggie ass for the number one spot. The Brits were proceeded by Victoria Beckham, Alexa Chung, and Blake Lively respectively.
Now for the couples. I will give you three guesses as to who the best dressed couple is. Any ideas? If you said the Beackhams, you win a cookie! Actually no. You win a half a tic tac which you may devour and then feel guilty about eating. In second place were Saviours of the Universe and Patron Saint of Orphans Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt followed by tween sensation Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.
All I have to say is gross. I will accept Johnny Depp and Mark Ronson on this list, and everyone else I simply consider Riff Raff. They're all so boring and predictable that I can't stand it. It's like, I already know that Victoria Beckham is going to wear a rib hugging Barbarella knockoff and Angie J. is going to wear some floor length shit in black and Brad Pitt's going to dress decent but look like an effing narcoleptic about to pass out from relentlessly trying to rescue his balls from Angie's grip. Wash, rinse, repeat!


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