Thursday, April 16, 2009

It's Not Good. Not Good At All.

Dear sweet 6lb 5 oz baby Jesus this shit is frightening! Like clench your blankets, sleep with the lights on and one eye open sort of frightening! Rupert Everett, who ironically has been critical of almost everyone and everything, has gone and royally fucked his face up. I don't know if he thinks he looks good like this, but I am here to tell you, he does not. At all. Even a little.
Honestly I do not know what the hell these slebs are thinking going and slicing the shit out of their faces like this. They may think it makes them look younger, but it only makes them look like something you'd find hiding in the sewers. A half man/half beast sort of creature that if given the chance would swallow you whole. Even the writers of "Fringe" would see this and piss themselves out of shock and awe. It's unnatural!!! And once you go and screw with your face it's all over. There's no going back to what you used to look like. People will always be asking you what you are so surprised about, because that's the only emotion your face will be able to emote. Ugh. I just don't get it. Honestly. You are a human. Therefore, you are supposed to look like a human. Not whatever the hell this is supposed to be. For grimey's sake.


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