Kelly Brook in April's Love Magazine

Who the hell is Kelly Brook? Is she a model? An actress? What does she do? The only things I know about this chick is the camera loves her, she has giant ta-tas, and she used to tap Billy Zane. Which in my book is an automatic indicator of coolness. After all, Billy Zane is pretty much the shit.
Anyway, regardless of her profession I will say one thing with certainty-I have never, ever seen a bad picture of this woman. She always looks so vibrant and radiant and glorious and healthy. Like if you approached her on the streets she seems as if she'd be kind and lovely and not likely to sucker punch your ass because she hasn't eaten in 8 months. And that's usually a good thing.
Also don't get me wrong, but the pics of her with a bow and arrow look a little Juliette and the Licks-ish. Very Four on the Floor, no?


Anyway, here's the rest of Ms. Brook's photoshoot. It's pretty freaking flawless.