Monday, April 20, 2009

Lazarus Cobain at Coachella

Jared Leto aka Lazarus Cobain hit up Coachella this weekend (as did every other hipster celebrity known to man) to check out the latest in music, booze, and designer drugs. Now I'm not positive how LC, who is looking suspiciously like metal Jesus, spent his time, but I'm sure it involved pretending to understand the sub context of every band's lyrics while superiorly commenting that his own band, 30 Seconds to Mars, is much more spiritually evolved and how he can barely make out the other band's stupid simple talk. After all, Lazarus Cobain does not speak English, nor does he speak French, Italian or Chinese. He speaks God. He can't help it. That's just how he rolls. I bet he even scribbled out the next "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man" on a few napkins while M.I.A. was setting up for her set. He'd get it published but it would of course be underappreciated until civilized society caught up with his radical ideas in another couple of decades or so.


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