Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Someone Please Tell Dennis Rodman He is Too Old for This Shit

In "bitch you are not 19 anymore" news, Dennis Rodman was politely asked to GTFO of the London hotel in Hollywood on Friday, allegedly due to offensive verbal and physical behavior towards female guests. A source tells TMZ that the former basketball star and currently crazy bastard was seen "slapping and groping female guests, as well as yelling obscenities". “He is the most obscene and out of control guest I’ve ever seen up here,” says one employee.
This is not the first time Rodman has gotten in trouble for not keeping his giant mits to himself. In fact, it was almost exactly a year ago (April 30, 2008), when he was arrested following a domestic dispute incident at another Los Angeles hotel. On June 24, 2008, he pleaded no contest to the misdemeanor spousal battery charges and was sentenced to one year of domestic violence counseling and three years probation which he is currently still under.

Someone really, really needs to tell this dude that it's time to get his shit straight. He's 47 years old for Harry Potter's sake. Playtime and jailtime should be over. He could bring the drag back though. I wouldn't be mad at him for that. Say yes to the dress and silence the violence. It's just that simple.


Suburbia Steph said...

Ok, I'll say it "He's TOO damned old for that shit"!!!!

Holy hell....he looked like Puff the Magic Dragon in Drag.

You know, I met him in person once. He was pretty subdued. Maybe he was high.

Scandalous Housewife said...

What about the dummass behind him with the silver "$" necklace? Douche bags!

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Mrs. M. said...

I did not even realize the douchey necklace. You are so observant Scandy with a wicked eye for detail.

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