Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Things That Make You Go SHHHHH!!!!

Hulk Hogan has found himself smack dab in the middle of a nasty divorce with ex-wifey Linda, and now the former wrestler is speaking out about how bitter betty he is over the divorce proceedings. In fact, he says he's so angry by the way things have unfolded that he can understand where OJ was coming from! “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he the new issue of Rolling Stone magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”
Uh, yeah. Says the man that caused the divorce by cheating on his wife. It's like too bad so fucking sad Hulk. Perhaps you should have thought about this shit before you went and did sexy time with one of your daughter's best friends. He dug his own grave and if anyone's going to lie in it, it should be him.
Oh, and good luck not having that little murder threat used against you in a court of law. I mean honestly, of all the dumb dumb things to say, that has got to be the dumb dumbest.


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