Thursday, April 16, 2009

Who That Is?

Please, please, please do not try to tell me that is Lisa Rinna on the cover of May's Playboy. Don't even think it. We should just pretend that someone slapped a wig on Joan Rivers and cropped her head on top of Catherine Zeta Jones' Chicago body because that is exactly what thios shit looks like.
Lisa, who says she was not shy about shedding her clothes for the men's mag said
“I’m 45 years old. I look good right now. Why not? Why not celebrate the beauty of the female body?” Yeah you tell 'em girl! There's nothing, and I mean nothing, more empowering that knowing 16 year old boys are jerking off to your picture. It's right up there feeding the homeless, adopting a child, and finding a hellicious pair of Balenciagas half off at Bergdorfs.


Emily said...

She exposes enough of herself on the red carpet already I'm surprised it has taken her this long to be in Playboy =P

Mrs. M. said...

right?!? there was one award show she attended recently and the slit of her dress went allll the way up, causing her to incessantly flash her lady bits. do not want!!!

Suburbia Steph said...

Ugh! Can.not.stand.her!!!!!!!!! She's so damn annoying!

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