Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Father and Child

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Do you remember that part of Dazed and Confused where Matthew McConaughey-hey-hey tells Dawson "That's what I like about these high school girls, man- I get older, they stay the same age"? Yeah, well take away the porn stace, replace it with some white foundation and you have Marilyn effing Manson. The not-shocking rocker stepped out to Katsuya last night with his brand new fetus of a girlfriend, "model" (aren't they all?) Isani Griffith. Listen, it was creepy when Old Man Hefner did it, and it's just as creepy now. I mean honestly what the hell do these two knuckleheads talk about? Life? Love? For shit sake that chick is basically 12. How much could they possibly have in common? "I like the color black." "Oh hey! Me too! We are, totally soulmates and stuff. Will you sign my yearbook?" And you just know she is all about the paps taking her picture. If that sly smile says anything it's "OK Magazine here I come!" I tell you what, if she hadn't already sold her soul to Satan I'd assume it would be rotting from the obvious dick suckery she's up to in order to further her career.

1 comments:

Emily said...

She's cute. She could do a MILLION BAZILLION times better than that fucker. But whatever floats her boat I guess...

 
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