Thursday, May 28, 2009

Forbes' Top Earning Supermodels

Forbes has just unleashed their list of the world's top earning models and-shocker-Gisele Bundchen takes the metaphorical cake snagging the spot as the top earner, raking in an impressive $25 million in the year. Bundchen was followed by two obvious choices-Heidi Klum and Kate Moss, respectively.
And while several Victoria's Secret Angels managed to make the list, one former Angel is conspicuously missing: Tyra Banks! Doesn't she almost have as much money as God (and by "God" I mean Oprah) by now? And what about Marissa Miller? Her ass had to have made more than a paltry $2.5 mil. While we're at it, you know who else is MIA? Olympic gold medalist for phone throwing Naomi Campbell. Where Naomi be?!? And what about Jourdan Dunn? You cannot seriously tell me that that overated, common bitch Doutzen Kroes made more than she did. In the words of Amy Winehouse "Whhhhattt kind of fuckery is this?!?" I don't know about you, but methinks Forbes did not do their damn homework. And people call me a slacker. Sheeeeet.
Anyway, here's their bonkers list consisting of a bunch of beat white bitches (Heidi Klum not included. I would never drop the "b" word on her.)
11. Emanuela De Paula - $2.5 Million
10. Carolyn Murphy - $3 Million
9. Miranda Kerr - $3 Million
8. Daria Werbowy - $4.5 Million
7. Natalia Vodianova - $5.5 Million
5 & 6. TIE: Doutzen Kroes and Alessandra Ambrosio- $6 Million
4. Adriana Lima - $8 Million
3. Kate Moss - $8.5 Million
2. Heidi Klum - $16 Million
1. Gisele B√ľndchen - $25 Million


Template by Exotic Mommie and Buildings by Antoine Mallet